[to Maggie] "All right. I'm gonna disconnect your air machine, then you're gonna go to sleep. Then I'll give you a shot, and you'll... stay asleep. Mo cuishle means 'My darling, my blood.'"
— Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood) , Million Dollar Baby (2004)
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. Marilyn Monroe
Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: "WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping."
Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box: "PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly."
Found in a television set's owner's manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set."
Found on the handle of a hammer: "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
Found on a butane lighter: "Warning: Flame may cause fire."
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce
TRIVIA
Which type of matter has a definite volume but no definite shape?
What do homeless people have that rich people don't?
This is Ester, your father's friend. So you helped me move, that's it? You couldn't call? See if maybe I don't like the new place? See if maybe there's some painting to be done?
