|I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.|
|Sharona:"You should have ignored the stupid sweater."|
Monk: "It was askew."
Sharona: "So what? So what? Why can't you just let people be askew? I mean, what are you, the Askew Police?"
Monk: "Yes, I'm the Askew Police."
| The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. |
| Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.|
|What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?|
|Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.|
|“I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me.”|