Presidents Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy were assassinated in office.
Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidently caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
Gambling is the child of avarice, the brother of iniquity, and the father of mischief.