December 5, 2007


If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Hillary Clinton



"I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey!"
— Chris Nielsen (Robin Williams), What Dreams May Come (1998)



For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman



MAJOR HISTORICAL EVENTS OF THE
20TH CENTURY
1910

1910 amd 1911
  • Revolution in Portugal
  • Japan Annexes Korea
  • Union of South Africa Founded
  • N.A.A.C.P. Founed
    • HISTORY CENTRAL


    A good man, is a good man, whether in this church, or out of it
    Brigham Young



    PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA
    Andrew Johnson Johnson was always proud of his skill as a tailor. During most of his life he made his own clothes, and while governor of Tennessee he complimented the governor of Kentucky by making a suit for him.
    Andrew Johnson 1865-1869



    I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?



  • Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon induced in pyromaniacs by the camera crews of shows such as 'believe it or not'.
  • Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.
  • Supernatural: how you have to act to get onto an aeroplane unmolested these days.
  • System of a Down: A system that loses power excessively.
  • Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you.



    • I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.



    Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great.
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