I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason Burma Shave
1941
I am a drinker with writing problems.
Brendan Behan
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
1812 - A brother, Thomas, is born but dies in infancy.
1815 - Young Abraham attends a log school house.
1816 - Briefly attends school. In December, the Lincoln family crosses the Ohio River and settles in the backwoods of Indiana.
1817 - In February, Abraham, age 7, shoots a wild turkey but suffers great remorse and never hunts game again.
1818 - Young Abraham is kicked in the head by a horse and for a brief time is thought to be dead. Oct. 5, Nancy Hanks Lincoln (his mother) dies of "milk sickness."
1819 - On Dec. 2, Abraham's father, Thomas, marries a widow, Sarah Bush Johnston, and becomes stepfather to her three children. Abraham develops much affection for his stepmother.