July 19, 2006


The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue; courage is only the second virtue.
Napoleon Bonaparte






If you're just
An average man
Wanting to look
The best you can
Use
Burma Shave
1936


Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.
Russell Baker




ANIMALS
Part 20 of 32
  • The "caduceus" the classical medical symbol of two serpents wrapped around a staff - comes from an ancient Greek legend in which snakes revealed the practice of medicine to human beings.
  • The 1st buffalo ever born in captivity was born at Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo in 1884.
  • The American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) was formed in 1866.
  • The anaconda, one of the world's largest snakes, gives birth to its young instead of laying eggs.
  • The average adult male ostrich, the world's largest living bird, weighs up to 345 pounds.
  • The biggest members of the cat family are Siberian and Bengal tigers, which can reach over 600 pounds.



    • If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
    Mary Kay Ash



    OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
    Franklin
    If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
    Benjamin Franklin



    The police found a man hanging in an empty room. There was nothing in the room he could have use to reach the ceiling. All they found when they entered the room was a puddle under the hanging man. How did he hang himself?



  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you will have to catch up.
  • Procrastinate now.
  • HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying



    • There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.



    Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you.