Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck
Use this cream A day Or two Then don't call her-- She'll call you Burma-Shave
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in The Big Sleep
CHOCOLATE part 7 of 10
In the United States, approximately seven billion pounds of chocolate and candy are manufactured each year.
It's a common myth that chocolate aggravates acne. Experiments conducted at the University of Pennsylvania and the U.S. Naval Academy found that consumption of chocolate -- even frequent daily dietary intake -- had no effect on the incidence of acne. Professional dermatologists today do not link acne with diet.
One plain milk chocolate candy bar has more protein than a banana.
Per capita, the Irish eat more chocolate than Americans, Swedes, Danes, French, and Italians.
CONTINUED TOMORROW
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
Albert Einstein
"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Moe "It's less than half full."
Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
"This is the only town (Houston) where woman wear insect repellent instead of perfume."
Richie Ashburn
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
